You're still a mail lady.

The guys that join MSW are most likely just girls seeking attention. Which really surprises me because what attention are you going to get on your main account? No one is going to believe you're a dude. And if you do have a welcome topic, people are just going to be nice and say hi. And the more elaborate your story is, the less we believe it. Oh and for everyone having the name "Mr.Hottie" or "GirlsWannaFMe" or anything like that, come on. That's way too obvious. The only way that people will know you're a guy is if you take a proof picture. But whenever someone brings that option up, they become so defensive. "WHY SHOULD I PROVE MYSELF TO YOU!?" Or they say they don't have a camera. Which, everyone has a camera somewhere around the house. Or your phone or computer. So just be your fucking self!